a downloadable and printable version is here
you can now download Muefigilo's spreadsheet on the sorceress battle
this is NOT a strategy list, its a "remember along the way" list
last updated: October 22, 2005
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also, please note that if you are techsmurf, you will need the red clown nose
ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:
the doors:
[] 1 Tast Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[] 1 wussiness potion
[] 1 thin black candle

the keys:
[] Boris Key
[] Sneaky Pete Key
[] Jarlesburg Key
[] Digital Key (30 white pixels)
[] Skeleton Key (skeleton bone + loose teeeth, recommended with a clover)
[] Richard's Star Key (buckler, weapon, and familiar needed here as well)
[] Balloon Monkey (optional)

stone mariachis:
[] 3 tablets from the keys
[] used fish gear from keys
[] Stolen Accordian or Heart of Rock and Roll
[] Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr, or Acoustic Guitarrr or a Banjo
[] bone rattle (broken skull + skeleton bone) OR tambourine (gnollish pie tin + tambourine bells)

the tower:
[] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[] Baseball
[] Disease
[] Barbed Wire Fence
[] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[] Frigid Ninja Stars
[] Spider Web
[] NG
[] Can of Hair Spray
[] Meat Vortex
[] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber:
[] huge mirror shard
[] 4 red pixel potions (12 black pixels + 8 red pixels) or 3 plastic easter eggs, or a combination of these with Doc Galaktik's Elixir

the familiar fights:
barrrnacle | goat
goat | mosquito
mosquito | sabre-toothed lime
sabre-toothed lime | potato
potato | barrrnacle

the final fight:
[] Wand of Nagmar
[] 20lb attack familiar, or, 12lb GPoaS, or something
optionals:
[] Furry Suit (if possible)
[] Kick Back Cookbook
[] Moxie Magnet
[] Acid Squirting Flower
[] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[] Plot Holes
[] Wussiness Potions
[] Star Throwing Star
[] Frigid Ninja Stars
[] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)
[] Flaming Talons
[] Enchanted Brass Knuckles
[] Doc Galaktiks (expensive ones for combat)
[] Stink Bombs
[] Box